KAY. This has been pissing me off for some time now. Besides the whole fan-base discussion, besides the couples dispute... let's talk fan-characters.

... Guess what? Kit started off in 1996 or so as a Sonic the Hedgehog recolor, but with Shadow's markings, and eyelashes. Same color, same attitude, was speedy, et-cetra. In the 2000's, she was an Amy recolor. In 2002, she finally got her bangs. In 2004, she got boobs.

No. I'm not kidding.

In 1996 or so? Kit started off as Sonic's girlfriend. Then Shadow's sister. In 2000, she became Sonic's sister, then quickly, his cousin. After that, she switched around his family tree mildly, and her story was always the same: SonicSonicSonicSonicSonic. Did I mention Sonic? 'kay. Just making sure. Finally, in 2003 or so, she was a werewolf. She had a pretty epic story, and relations to the blue hedgehog, as he was required to help Kit along. Saved her life, got bitten, even had a chunk where he WAS a werewolf thanks to her biting him to prevent his death. In 2005, she was created by a doctor much like elder Robotnik as a 'shield', given her first inflation abilities. This stuck for a while. Then she was Sonic's girlfriend again. Much progress, I know.

Oh.

And Kit was Shannon until 2005, where she became Shann. She only recently became Kit.

That being said? Kit's a fucking fan character. I know this. Know what else?

I like Sonic coupled with Kit. I LOVE it. Why? Because. I fucking can. I'm entitled. If Sonic x Robotnik can exist, why can't a girl decide her character is fit for a kiss here and there? Maybe some sex? *Shot* Who was the first "Mary Sue" and "Lary Sue"? Does it matter?

No.

Sonic, as all fandoms, are fiction. People always rant and rave about how Sonic is only fit for Sally. "NO! He should be dating Amy because Sally is ____________." [sic] And vice versa. Ladies and gents... there's a word for this. Whether the argument is valid or not?

It's an -opinion-. They're like assholes, as my grama says. They stink, and everyone has them.

And if you're passive towards the whole argument of fancharacter"x"realcharacter? That's also an opinion. Congratulations, you're as bad as the rest of us. Personally, I enjoy sitting on this fence.

Why should I waste my time arguing about this, if it's all fictional? The truth is, I shouldn't. I really should be doing some homework, or drawing, or somethin' other than bitching about how if some girl living wherever decides her character "Aime" is more fitting for Sonic, and she so happens to look like Tails but with black fur?

So. Fucking. Be it.

Why can't a brown hedgehog with an inflation fetish date the blue blur? Who the fuck says? Is there some... dictator, here, a Sonitard like the rest of us, who can tell us what to do?

No. Sonic can date Amy for the same reason Shadow can date her, then fuck Sonic afterwords.

It's. Fiction. It's like all this Twilight Bullshit. Get over it. If you wanna think Edward fucks... oh, Jesus, what's his name... Jacob? Sure, why not. If you want EdwardxJacob, fucking go for it. Stephenie Meyer isn't going to come to your house and rape you with a Gatling gun because "EDDWARD NOT GAI" and "EDWARD HAS BELLA". I mean fuck. She's Stephenie-fuckin'-Meyer. She's got vamps. What's she need a Gatling gun for? *Shot*

Anyway. Next time you see a recolor of Amy making out with a recolor of Big? Don't tell them they're sick and wrong because they can't make a fan character. If it's not a blatent recolor of official art, how's about you shut your fucking face and try to put yourselves in their shoes? I have a fucking fetish for Sonic. As all of you know. I can't help I'm attracted to a fictional character. It's in my brain now, and telling me "u haf n0 l1f3" won't aid you, nor me any.

It's fiction. Let me have it the way I want. It's intended to be fiction because it's not reality. ( Yet? *Shot* )

And this locks into something else.

Sonic doesn't have a penis. Nor balls.

So, technically, basic coupling works, but having kids doesn't. So, technically, Yiff is a "FETISH". And inflation is a "FETISH". Therefor, inflation babies. Fuck, I'm just brain vomiting now. But still.

If you want your fan character to be Sonic's kid and have another be his wife? Go for it. Yuji Naka ( Who isn't even WITH Sega anymore ) [ For those of you who dunno, Naka allegedly made Sonic. Fuck, I don't know. 9001 people say they've done it. Even with the media fail ] ANYWAY! Ahem. Naka isn't going to hunt you down and wag his finger at you. [ Prolly too busy speeding around in that Sonic-themed car Sega gave him to rub salt in the wound. ]

And if being a fangirl makes me retarded?

I'm retarded enough to be brain dead.

TayKit and SoniKit, ___Kit, Sonic____, etcetra?

Get over it.

Might as well be arguing over the chicken and the egg.

That's all for now.

-Kit